![]() They then return to the farm to give back the pig and get their money back to find that the old man was not the farmer but in fact the farmer's alcoholic father-in-law. They soon realise that they have been conned. Max and Paddy try to sell the pig on but no-one will take it as it is too old. The farmer sells them a breeding pig for £100, which he claims they can sell on for £300. The two of them get their own back on Brian by claiming there is an outbreak of Anthrax in the club, leading to the club and its staff to be subjected to nude sterilisation.Īfter knocking down a cow in the countryside, Max and Paddy approach who they believe to be the farmer and ask for compensation. This starts a fight between Raymond and Max and Paddy but before they get beaten up, Max and Paddy are taken by the wardens and are told that their sentences were reduced to community service after Tina explains that what happened was done due to stress after the whole Daniel incident. Not long after, Brian Potter pays a visit and thanks to a news article regarding the Phoenix Club, the inmates find out that Max and Paddy are just "bouncers". For a cut of the money, he allows them to live in a cell with Sky+. Raymond reasons with them after hearing about their "heists" and "raids". After an altercation with fellow prisoner Pepe, the pair of them meet Raymond the Bastard. Paddy's fear of getting "bummed" in the showers come close to true when he drops the soap in the shower. Paddy is forced to share a cell with a Cliff Richard impersonator and tennis enthusiast. Little does he realise at first that he has actually stolen the wrong bus and it isn't long before the police come after him.Īfter being arrested for the school bus robbery, the two of them are in jail. Things go from bad to worse when Max steals a school bus with Daniel on-board. ![]() Their 10 year old son, Daniel, is secretly revealed to be Max's but Max promises never to interfere in his life and to keep the secret. Unfortunately, he meets his old flame Tina, who is then finds out is married to the Wolfster. They crash the party and Max meets his old school pals. The pair arrive in London where Max finds that his old school friend Kevin Wolfston, known as the Wolfster, is holding a 40th birthday party. This calls for them to take drastic action. The rip-off merchant Mick Bustin wants £500 from them for them to reveal the campervan. It comes to a close when the two of them manage to return to the garage. He also reveals that he once had a one true love by the name of Tina. The first secret was of his sketches of a dream TV series that he called " Magnet and Steel". Whilst in the wood, Patrick reveals his full name whilst Max reveals some of his own secrets. What they didn't realise was that that train was the last train and thus they end up camping in the woods. After having been disappointed by the breakdown of their campervan and also a failed porn shoot, the two of them decide to kill time by catching a train to Middlewood. The two of them breakdown somewhere in the Midlands and take the campervan to a garage, owned by Mick Bustin. Joe tells them that they've had a "run in" with the Belgrano Sisters, who are well known to do this sort of thing. After a raunchy night at the campervan, Paddy wakes up to find that they've stolen his wallet. Dressing as sailors to blend in, the two of them get the attention of two girls called Tracey and Louise. Upon realising soon after that Joe didn't sell them the speakers to go with it, a sad Max and Paddy go to a club to find some women. ![]() Max and Paddy end up in Dover, where they buy a faulty plasma TV from a crook by the name of Gypsy Joe. The only thing we wanna do is have some fun.Īnd best of all, we don't pay Council Tax! Episodes Episode One The introduction of all but one of the episode shows Max and Paddy singing the following song: You can also follow our personal Twitter accounts:ĪXC - Stowaway - RAD: Live Podcast & Lost Art of Podcasting are proud to be part of the #BritPodSceneThe theme tune to Road to Nowhere was co-written by Peter Kay and Toni Baker. Picking up a couple of women, the lads soon find they have been the victims of robbers, and soon plan their payback.ĭon't forget to check us out on Social media:įacebook: Twitter: Instagram: Lost Art of Wrestling:įacebook: Twitter: Check out our friends:įacebook: Twitter: Gunpowder, Treason, No Plot :. ![]() After a setback however, the doormen decide to go clubbing. Max and paddy are in Dover, where they buy a dodgy plasma screen off the back of a lorry. ![]() We're back with our first episode of 2021, and the start of season 4 as we're taking a look through the Phoenix Nights spin off 'Max and Paddys Road to Nowhere'! ![]()
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